12.27.2007

Coming to a store near you....

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"Before Viola Hero I use to party with a different girl every night. Now I wear plaid & I am no longer bothered by women. Thanks for the woman repellent Viola Hero!!"

Yes folks, Yahoo Serious himself would be envious. Get yours today!!!

12.21.2007

Shouldn't these guys be gone on break?











Our HR students won the
2007 Holiday Door Decorating contest and as much as I hate to admit it, they deserved it. One question, can you eat M&M's once they've been glued to paper? I'm just curious because their door looks really yummy!

Good job guys....but I'm totally going to win NEXT YEAR!!!

12.18.2007

Christmas Dance Recital

The Slagle Dance Studio held a Christmas Dance recital for the residents at Apollo Towers Monday night. Gentry is in one of the "extreme" dance classes which consists of a mix between ballet & hip-hop. With all the wintery weather, some of the practices had to be canceled so the girls did not get a chance to learn the whole routine. So, this is the condensed version.

12.14.2007

Christmas Dinner


Today we had our Christmas feast at work. We contemplated postponing it since many are still without electricity. The consensus was that as a whole we needed something to lift our spirits and put us back in the holiday cheer.


Our fearless leader....


A quartet from the Apostolic School in Junction City came to entertain us. These gentlemen are high school age and have four of the most beautiful voices you will ever hear. They literally gave me goosebumps.




I think overall everyone had a good time and had some laughs....perhaps some more than others!






















HR Christmas at KSU

Each year in the HR department we have a door decorating contest. You can make your door as crazy or as pretty as you like. Then they are voted on by all the employees and the winner receives the prized nutcracker! He is a traveling trophy and so far I have not been able to capture him! Maybe this year....


Clean up efforts begin

Wednesday since there was no school, Syd helped her daddy start cleaning up the yard. This is very unusual for her as she is highly allergic to any kind of manual labor. Luckily, Grandma was driving by and took this picture as evidence that she is capable! She really did work her little hiney off and earned a few bucks to do some Christmas shopping.

12.12.2007

Ice Storm 2007

We drove home Monday from Tennessee and thought that Missouri was bad until we woke up Tuesday to what sounded like gunshots. Turns out it was just ice covered tree branches snapping all over the neighborhood and shattering like glass when they hit the ground.

Opryland Hotel at Christmas

If you ever are lacking in Christmas spirit and don't mind crowds, the Opryland Hotel in Nashville is the ideal place to rekindle that feeling. We walked around trying to take it all in. These pictures do not even begin to capture how beautiful this place was and the elaborate decorations.



The Cascades room had hot-air balloons suspended from the ceiling and various animals wearing parachutes such as giraffes and zebra's carrying presents. It was absolutely magical!







Go Titans!!!

This past weekend we drove to Nashville to watch the Titans take on the Chargers. We lost in O.T. but it was still a good game. It's hard to beat sitting outside in December with a temperature of 71 degrees, watching your favorite football team, and drinking beer. Am I right?






We stayed in downtown Nashville and had an easy 1 mile walk to LP Field... us and a few thousand of our closest friends.

12.03.2007



Oh Christmas tree...


Sunday night we decided to put up our Christmas tree. When all the boxes were cleared and pine needles vacuumed, the room looked like a Christmas card. I wanted to capture that before it disappeared...

Thanksgiving 2007



Things overheard at the "Girl's" Christmas party....

Man..I had a big ol' dick but my mom stole it from me!

Are those penis' on your ears?

Oh my gosh, she's got blue balls!!

The pubic hair is what grosses me out the most!

Aren't you on the city council?

Dang it! Her penis is bigger than mine!

My name is **** and I'm an old slut.

I'm a virgin but I'd rather be an old slut!

I told her if she wanted my panties, she could have them.

My thong was so big we both crawled in them & they ripped!

I'm a virgin but I am looking for a dick...