Man..I had a big ol' dick but my mom stole it from me!
Are those penis' on your ears?
Oh my gosh, she's got blue balls!!
The pubic hair is what grosses me out the most!
Aren't you on the city council?
Dang it! Her penis is bigger than mine!
My name is **** and I'm an old slut.
I'm a virgin but I'd rather be an old slut!
I told her if she wanted my panties, she could have them.
My thong was so big we both crawled in them & they ripped!
I'm a virgin but I am looking for a dick...
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