"What the he.... !"

Somebody want to tell me what is wrong with this picture? No, I'm not referring to all the dirt on my vehicle. I'm talking about this purple monstrosity I inadvertently discovered after apparently driving around oblivious for two freaking days!

My first thought was how the heck did this get by me. My second, and more disturbing thought was where have I been since Tuesday night and how many people have seen this on my car! Dang it! Why, why, why did I have to pick this week to start golfing!!!

Okay little prankster.. you got me. I'll give you credit for that. But if you think for a minute that I don't already have some ideas flowing, you're saaadly mistaken. Game on.